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by beetree on 17 September 2013 - 14:09
Abhay, he was always so vain! A lifeguard, too. I married and divorced him, don't worry. Cheated on me the bastard. LOL
And of course no one is looking at me on a gay beach...He was the one always getting hit on! I think sometimes...maybe he had a secret? The lesbians never hit on me either. Oh and he knew better than thinking any kinky action would actually happen. But he did mention how surprised and pleased he was, when he found himself the center of a boob sandwich! Okay, I should quit now.... LMAO
Yes, Moons, as a former employee of the Cap Cod National Sea Shore, (I got to wear a Smokey the Bear hat, but alas, never got a gun to carry) I must officially inform you, there is NO NUDE BATHING ALLOWED on our National beaches.
I had to tell that to the Canadian woman who was screaming her complaints in my face because she got a ticket! She wouldn't stop complaining to me how unfair it was, because she was only PARTIALLY nude! I kept pointing to the sign that said NO NUDITY ALLOWED ... but nothing worked until in frustration I grabbed a Sharpie marker, made a ^ , and added the word, PARTIAL in front of "nude".
And of course no one is looking at me on a gay beach...He was the one always getting hit on! I think sometimes...maybe he had a secret? The lesbians never hit on me either. Oh and he knew better than thinking any kinky action would actually happen. But he did mention how surprised and pleased he was, when he found himself the center of a boob sandwich! Okay, I should quit now.... LMAO
Yes, Moons, as a former employee of the Cap Cod National Sea Shore, (I got to wear a Smokey the Bear hat, but alas, never got a gun to carry) I must officially inform you, there is NO NUDE BATHING ALLOWED on our National beaches.
I had to tell that to the Canadian woman who was screaming her complaints in my face because she got a ticket! She wouldn't stop complaining to me how unfair it was, because she was only PARTIALLY nude! I kept pointing to the sign that said NO NUDITY ALLOWED ... but nothing worked until in frustration I grabbed a Sharpie marker, made a ^ , and added the word, PARTIAL in front of "nude".
by Abhay on 17 September 2013 - 14:09
You're Preaching to the Choir Brutha!!!
by Two Moons on 17 September 2013 - 14:09
Why did you take your boy friend to a Gay Beach in the first place, couldn't or didn't have a Hetero Beach......lol
Like I said Americans are all messed up.
Bee,
ladies like Happy Endings too don't they?
Like I said Americans are all messed up.
Bee,
ladies like Happy Endings too don't they?
by beetree on 17 September 2013 - 14:09
Well, Moons, I think he "took" us, it wasn't my idea. Also, it happens to be very private and beautiful. And we were young and foolish and were generally thinking...along these lines...
by Two Moons on 17 September 2013 - 14:09
Too much thinking can ruin a good thing.
And look at what a mess Tom has become..........lol
Now...how about it Happy Endings or not?
And look at what a mess Tom has become..........lol
Now...how about it Happy Endings or not?
by Abhay on 17 September 2013 - 15:09
took you?? lolol no red flags started flapping in your face? No Neon lights were flashing? No wonder he was smirking!
by Two Moons on 17 September 2013 - 15:09
I would post video's of real nudists but I'd get in trouble.....lol
Smirking....
Smirking....
by beetree on 17 September 2013 - 15:09
Moons, do like Abhay, make it happen in your head! LOL There were a lot of happy endings back in those days, if I can recall! I have had Pina Colada's in the dunes on the Cape! In the moonlight... and uh ... with the waves crashing a lullabye all night long....
by Abhay on 17 September 2013 - 15:09
by Two Moons on 17 September 2013 - 15:09
I still have and give happy beginnings and endings multiple times Bee.
And not in my head.....LOL
Never had any complaints ever, to this day.
Life just wouldn't be worth living without them.
And not in my head.....LOL
Never had any complaints ever, to this day.
Life just wouldn't be worth living without them.
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