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by Ibrahim on 18 February 2013 - 23:02

An amateur photographer was invited to dinner with friends and took along a few pictures to show the hostess. She looked at the photos and commented "These are very good! You must have a good camera." He didn't make any comment, but, as he was leaving to go home he said "That was a really delicious meal! You must have some very good pots."

by beetree on 18 February 2013 - 23:02

A prisoner escapes from his prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it looking for money and guns but he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed, ties him up on a chair. While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.

While he is in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in prison, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he will kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you"

To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay and found you very sexy, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom.

Be strong, honey. I love you too..."

by Ibrahim on 18 February 2013 - 23:02

by beetree on 18 February 2013 - 23:02

I am sorry.... but this is just TOO MUCH!!! but it is fUNNNY>>>>>can't post it here.... go see lololol>>>> https://www.berro.com/

Take out the "s" in http....!

by Ibrahim on 18 February 2013 - 23:02

That is good for him

by Ibrahim on 18 February 2013 - 23:02

My computer wouldn't allow me to go there

by beetree on 18 February 2013 - 23:02

Just take the "s" out of the http... it is okay.... it is funny!LOLOLOL Go up to your menu bar and just delete the "s"... it is the site adding the "s" ... I've been down this road before, LOL

by Ibrahim on 18 February 2013 - 23:02

I did, lol

by Ibrahim on 18 February 2013 - 23:02

This one is from the site, lol

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?

HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again.

WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)."

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: - - - silence - - -

HUSBAND: "Shit."

by beetree on 18 February 2013 - 23:02

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