The PDB's own story - Page 13

Oprah!  Cassie watched as Oprah slowly drifted down towards her.  Cassie felt as if the calvary had arrived.  Just as Oprah touched the ground...

... she shouted to Pink, "Girlfriend, you , puff, puff, could have waited for me!" Oprah was trying to catch her breath, but it was hard for her. When she could talk again, she said, "Girls Night Out! What a Fab-U-lous idea! What do you say? NYC is only a train ride away." Now, Cassie truly was surprised!

They looked in each others eyes and one by one, they put their hands out-- laying one on top of the other's. Pink spoke next with a devilish gleem to her eyes and said....

"I'm game if you are!"   So Cassie and Oprah caught a train headed to the big apple.  Just as they took their seats on the train, a handsome young man asked them for their tickets.  Cassie thought the young man looked familiar, but she did not know why.  She leaned her head back on her seat, looking forward to taking a nap (Oprah was already fast asleep next to her and snoring!).  Cassie drifted off to sleep.  But, before long, the train started....

Resonate and the vibration put Cassie in a dream state. She found herself
high on a mountain. A figure of an angel walked towards her. She
said are you here because of my 2006 tax return? The angel said no...
I'm am here because you will soon be losing your interest in worldly matters and
turn your attend to the mystical...Cassie said could I ask a favor? The angel said
ask away.....Cassie's said would it be possible for me to find my Mr wonderful before I go all
mystical?...The angel smiled and said I will see what I can do....they don't make like Max any more.
Cassie thought thank God....The angel knew what she had thought and said. Wrong person to thank.
Suddenly Cassie woke up at the sound of...........

A Train Wreck!

Or does this picture depict Max's story telling abilities?

Pink yelling, "Wait for me!!"  She looked out the window as the train starting chugging off and there was Pink running as fast as she could to keep up. Cassie stood up quickly knocking Oprah's hat off and then - chaos.  All you could hear were hundreds of gasps of "it's Oprah!"  Next thing they knew everyone in that train car was standing up pushing to get Oprah's autograph.
Poor Cassie, couldn't even get to Oprah to tell her they had left without Pink, and poor Pink!
It was no use, giving a sigh she sat back down and waited while Oprah graciously didn't disappoint her fans.  The last of the fans in line was the handsome ticket man.  As he bent over Oprah, Cassie saw a flash of metal in his belt.  Now she remembered where she had seen him before!

At the police station when in a drunken stuper he was trying to flash the cop with his pants down around his ankles. She could still hear the buckle scraping across the floor.

Suddenly her eyes tear up and .....Oprah...
"She farted!".....No she Ninja farted..the
plot thickens...Cassie hoping to raise above the dullards
and get some air grabs her bag and calls for her friends to
follow her to the...
plotplot thickens
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feaking bar, because it's over a 100 in the sun on the East coast. So they all mosy up to the bar and start throwing down the drinks when Cassie makes a startling confession. She says she has been eating like a pig in Hoboken N.J. because she is....

having puppies