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LOL  YeeeHaww

A redneck with a bucket full of live fish, was approached recently by a game warden in Texas as he started to drive his boat away from a lake. The game warden asked the man, "May I see your fishing license please?" "Naw, sir," replied the redneck. "I don't need none of them there papers. These here are my pet fish."
"Pet fish!?!?"
"Yep. Once a week, I bring these here fish o'mine down to the lake and let 'em swim 'round for a while. Then when I whistle, they swim right back into my net and I take 'em home."
... "What a line of baloney....you're under arrest."
The redneck said, "It's the truth, Mr. Gov'ment man. I'll show ya!
We do this all the time!!"
"WE do, now, do WE?" smirked the warden. "PROVE it!"
The redneck released the fish into the lake and stood and waited. After a few minutes, the warden said, "Well?"
"Well, WHUT?" said the redneck.
The warden asked, "When are you going to call em back?"
"Call who back?"
"The FISH," replied the warden!
"Whut fish?" asked the redneck.

MORAL OF THE STORY:
We may not be as smart as some city slickers, but we ain't as dumb as some government employees.

Baby eagle you are too funny! beetree give me week... at least.
 
What animal is this?

beetree is right, Capybaras love water & popsicles

beetree I have just seen your puzzle

The Swede keeps dogs so it isn't him

I'd love to have a capybara for a pet. They're like giant guinea pigs. I knew some carneys who had one, that and a tapir. I used to spend a lot of time petting them. They're very friendly animals.

I got all clues sorted

Yellow house 1st house	Blue house	Red house Center house	Green house	White house
Norwegian	Dane	British	German	Swede
Water	Tea	Milk	Coffee	Beer
Dunhill	Blends	Pall Mall	Prince	Blue Masters
Cats	Horses	Birds	Fish	Dogs

What you think? It satisfies all the clues, right?

That was a very funny one Baby Eagle 4 U, lol