OT-HUMOR FOR WOMEN - Page 3

I needed this laugh thanks everyone.
Always,
Cee

If You Marry A Kentucky Girl


The first man married a woman from OHIO. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning.  It took a
couple of days; but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a woman from TEXAS.  He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking.  The first day he didn’t see any results, but the next day he saw it was better.  By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from KENTUCKY.  He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal.  He said the first day he didn’t see anything, the second day he didn’t see anything, but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.  He still has some difficulty when he urinates.

That was great Maggie, LOL!!!

Women are Angels

And when someone breaks our wings....

We simply continue to fly.........on a broomstick...


We are flexible like that ....

I love that one too!  Hee hee, it will be my new sig!

geez, i think most of the women i know must be from kentucky! i also feel better about only shaving one leg for weeks when i was pregnant (i couldn't see and i was sort of forgetful), wearing my big old pregnant panties sideways and wondering why one leg was tight and one was really loose, and years earlier, squatting in an office bathroom, trying to get my diaphragm out (left in from the night before - i was single for god's sake), losing my balance, dropping it into the toilet bowl, hitting the handle and watching my love life flush away. middle age is mostly a piece of cake.