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Mystere

by Mystere on 19 May 2011 - 23:05

  I would like to request that anyone on this forum who truly believes that the End of Times begins on May 21, 2011 and  that all the "saved" folks are going to experience the Rapture, be sure to empty your bank accounts and send me the balances.   Obviously, you will not have any use for money, and you believe that the rest of us will still be around for at least five months... so, be generous with your unnecessary worldly bank accounts and send them to me.   I promise I will make good use of the funds over the next five months. 


Thank you in advance.

 


gouda

by gouda on 20 May 2011 - 00:05

 
Matt. 24:36   Our Lord asserts that the precise time of His coming {THE QUESTION THE DECIPLES ASKED IN V. 3}was absolutely UNKNOWABLE by mankind.

  gouda

BabyEagle4U

by BabyEagle4U on 20 May 2011 - 00:05

"And to them it was given that they should not kill them, but that they should be tormented five months: and their torment was as the torment of a scorpion, when he striketh a man." ~ Revelation 9:5




Chaz Reinhold

by Chaz Reinhold on 20 May 2011 - 02:05

...So you're saying to get a 30 year loan instead if a 15?

MAINLYMAX

by MAINLYMAX on 20 May 2011 - 03:05

Mysrable,
               all the "saved" folks ....

I owe 32,000 in tax's you are welcome to that.....If I get left behind,
I am moving in with you...

The Bible says first the anti Christ than the Lord...Who comes in the clouds.

We still have some time to be saved...first the one world order!

by VomMarischal on 20 May 2011 - 03:05

Max you're alive! I was worried. A NV vintner named Budge Brown died here today in a small plane crash...I was worried it was you.

Mystere

by Mystere on 20 May 2011 - 04:05

Ugh, Max. Please go Rapture yourself!

steve1

by steve1 on 20 May 2011 - 08:05

Max
The only thing i want to see come from the Clouds is RAIN we need it.
Mystere' If what you say is true then Max, Gouda, Raymond, and a few others on here will all be gone tomorrow, 'Hippie'
If that really does happen and those Guys disappear i will come over to the USA before the 5 months is up and take you out to Dinner and we will have a whale of a time,
And just think of it 5 months without there faith being preached at  us and those damn quotes from their book being thrown in our faces,
That alone is worth going after that happy episode. YES, that thought makes me feel very Happylaugh
Steve1

by beetree on 20 May 2011 - 11:05

Steve and Mystere, can I tag along for that dinner? Sounds like a real great time, I'll pay my own way just to be there! LOL

 


steve1

by steve1 on 20 May 2011 - 13:05

Yes, You certainly can Beetree and welcome, We could even invite Max, Gouda and Raymond, But unfortunatly they will be else where after tomorrow, Hope they have a good journey to where ever it is they end up. We can always raise a Glass to them at the Dinner
Steve1





 


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