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by Mountain Lion on 19 February 2014 - 00:02
A Greek owned a small restaurant that served breakfast & lunch. Everyone called him “Greek” and he was known as a very good cook with a terrible temper. One day one of the regulars, an Asian man came in and sat at the counter right near the grill where the Greek was cooking. The Greek had a hair across his ass that day and was in a terrible mood.
He turned around and snapped at the Asian, “What do you want?”
The Asian replied “two FLIED EGGS”.
The Greek yelled back, “Listen you idiot it’s TWO FRIED eggs not two FLIED EGGS. You’ve been in this country long enough to speak proper English, now get the hell out of my restaurant and don’t come back until you learn how to say TWO FRIED EGGS!
About four months later the Greek is cooking on the grill and he turns around and there is the Asian sitting right in front of him at the counter. The Greek says “what would you like? The Asian replies in perfect English with no accent TWO... FRIED... EGGS, pauses a moment then yells YOU FLUCKIN GLEEK,
He turned around and snapped at the Asian, “What do you want?”
The Asian replied “two FLIED EGGS”.
The Greek yelled back, “Listen you idiot it’s TWO FRIED eggs not two FLIED EGGS. You’ve been in this country long enough to speak proper English, now get the hell out of my restaurant and don’t come back until you learn how to say TWO FRIED EGGS!
About four months later the Greek is cooking on the grill and he turns around and there is the Asian sitting right in front of him at the counter. The Greek says “what would you like? The Asian replies in perfect English with no accent TWO... FRIED... EGGS, pauses a moment then yells YOU FLUCKIN GLEEK,
by beetree on 19 February 2014 - 13:02
ML, I hope this gives you a laugh for the day!
by Hundmutter on 19 February 2014 - 18:02
OOOPppss !!! D'you think the woman doing the commentary owned that car ?
by Mountain Lion on 19 February 2014 - 20:02
OMG, OMG LOL, thanks Bee...I needed that...
Oh, and yesterday while I was at the ER with the wife it was Pango 1, Mailman 0. Details later... this I didn't need
Oh, and yesterday while I was at the ER with the wife it was Pango 1, Mailman 0. Details later... this I didn't need
by beetree on 20 February 2014 - 16:02
ML: Thought you'd get a chuckle! .... but what about the mailman? The suspense is killing me!
by Mountain Lion on 20 February 2014 - 22:02
Sorry Bee, here you go:
The day I was at the ER with the wife, when I got her over her daughters house, I went plowing and my cellphone rings and it's my daughter who is apologizing and says the dog got loose and bit the mailman. Just what I needed to hear.
Next day I came home early to talk to the mailman. He said he was off the day before but knew the whole story, someone else did his route. Evidently one of the pieces of mail was a check. So the mailman pounded on the door, and proceeded to walk away. My daughter opened the door a little bit to see who it was, the dog pushed his way thru and went towards the mailman. No barking or growling, nipped the sleeve of his coat then he took off thru the snow and sat in my neighbors driveway watching him shovel. I guess the mailman was really startled and pissed, I don't blame him. Anyway he said don't worry about it he didn't even file a report because he wasn't really bit, the dog just nipped the sleeve of his coat.
So I have since put a new mailbox, away from the house.
I lucked out. At the time I posted Pango 1 mailman 0 I thought he really bit him.
The day I was at the ER with the wife, when I got her over her daughters house, I went plowing and my cellphone rings and it's my daughter who is apologizing and says the dog got loose and bit the mailman. Just what I needed to hear.
Next day I came home early to talk to the mailman. He said he was off the day before but knew the whole story, someone else did his route. Evidently one of the pieces of mail was a check. So the mailman pounded on the door, and proceeded to walk away. My daughter opened the door a little bit to see who it was, the dog pushed his way thru and went towards the mailman. No barking or growling, nipped the sleeve of his coat then he took off thru the snow and sat in my neighbors driveway watching him shovel. I guess the mailman was really startled and pissed, I don't blame him. Anyway he said don't worry about it he didn't even file a report because he wasn't really bit, the dog just nipped the sleeve of his coat.
So I have since put a new mailbox, away from the house.
I lucked out. At the time I posted Pango 1 mailman 0 I thought he really bit him.
by beetree on 20 February 2014 - 23:02
Oh! Thank goodness! Especially for Pango! He doesn't want a record. I am sure I mentioned here before, my mailperson is a woman, and both my dogs adore her... she brings them biscuits! Same with the UPS guy.... it is only those chicken FedX'ers who won't get on the program! 
I bet those mail people love to hear the stories of the newbies covering their routes, who are surprised by certain dogs! Must make for a good story around the water cooler for when they back!
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