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by Red Sable on 10 June 2013 - 12:06
Ya, wasn't' that cute! 
Soo sweet
Soo sweet
by BabyEagle4U on 11 June 2013 - 22:06
An old man in Miami calls up his son in New York and says, "Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is enough."
"Dad, what are you talking about?" the son screams.
“We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,” he says. "I'm sick of her face, and I'm sick of talking about this, so call your sister in Chicago and tell her," and he hangs up.
Now, the son is worried. So he calls up his sister.
She says, "Like hell they’re getting divorced!" and calls her father immediately. "You’re not getting divorced! Don't do another thing, the two of us are flying home tomorrow to talk about this. Until then, don't call a lawyer, don't file a paper, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and she hangs up.
The old man turns to his wife and says "Okay, they’re coming for Christmas and paying their own airfares.
by Red Sable on 14 June 2013 - 22:06
by Carlin on 27 June 2013 - 15:06
by Ibrahim on 28 June 2013 - 18:06
by Ibrahim on 28 June 2013 - 18:06
"Lie to me again", She whispered.
"I love you", He said.
"I love you", He said.
by GSD Lineage on 29 June 2013 - 00:06
Kenichi Ebina Performs an Epic Matrix- Style Martial Arts Dance - A
by Shtal on 02 July 2013 - 03:07
by Ibrahim on 02 July 2013 - 15:07
by Carlin on 06 July 2013 - 13:07
Although I'm sure this piece of work is somebody's hero, I couldn't resist.
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