Anyone Else Have OTD - Page 2

bryn,
I always told my wife love and sex are two very different things.
The touch of another works equally well for both sexes, be it feet or just one leg...lol
Moons.

LOL Moons!  My honey is a very very cuddly passionate man BUT due to our ages bending or laying or sitting long enough to massage each others feet turns into a comedy.  My knees pop and grind, his back and shoulder..  Getting old sucks :)  But it is good for some giggles

I hear that !
I'm no spring chicken either, but oh the memories......:)
Main thing is we still try.

Do not try a romatic bath together.  You know the candles, wine thing.  We can't get back out!!!!  My biggest fear is having my teenager have to call the fire department to get his parents out of the tub .......

You ladies of the PDB are way off base RE: Males.

Our wants and needs are very simple.

Generally speaking there are only three things we look for in a woman.

First, she must be a nymphomaniac.

Second, she must own a liquor store.

Third, she must like sports.

My apologies to all the women who fail to meet these simple requirements.

And all I have are big onions! 

Ninja, #1 really depends on you. Let me put I like this, if you are a horrible cook, people won't eat your food. Everyone likes to eat. If you are a good cook, people will be looking forward to three meals and a couple snacks a day.

I haven't posted very often lately but I can NOT pass this up!! When I was 15 my dad pointed out I could ask my mother for advice on boy, who is a woman or I could ask him who you guessed it is a guy.  Over the years I have deduced and I could be wrong that men are very simple creatures! We just overthink everything as women and try to put our feelings on them.  Men (no offense) are kind of like a combination of dogs and toddlers! LOL as long as you feed them, put them down for a nap, and periodically take them out to play with them they are good. They are not mind readers so if you want something ASK!! If I want them to take out the trash say hey can you take out the trash, and no their time table is NOT the same as ours so it might not be right then but they will take it out.  If they are doing something to make you mad, say hey you know that thing you are doing, well knock it off it P.... me off.  Men need guy time, so let them have it without you right there, besides do we really wanna watch what they do in guy time, burp, scratch things etc? I don't! Don't pull the insecure needy thing it's not attractive and it's annoying besides if he is too stupid to realize what he has when he has you and screws around, well he's probably too stupid to be with.  Have your own life! And men work well with positive reinforcement ( you get the jist) when he takes out the trash reward it he will do it agian when you ask! They don't want the girl everybody has had where is the fun in that! and here is my downfall they like to feel needed, I'm very bad about saying I don't need you here you are here because I want you here, I can do this all on my own and have before! And for gods sake don't nag, it gets you nowhere, just causes them to tune you out all they hear is blah blah blah blah ! If he doesn't call you guess what he isn't interested no huge emotional issues other than he doesn't like you! Pretty simple creatures and yes they can be thinking about absolutely nothing.  They think different than us, they think in straight lines we think in curvy lines, well most of us, and You will NEVER  change them you either love them for what they are or you don't love them! If they say something and there are 2 ways to take it and one makes you mad they ment the other one. LOL If he forgets your birthday the easiest way to handle it is go out buy yourself something really expensive and say hey baby look what you got me, bet he never forgets it again!! They guy in the romance movies doesn't exsist, bc guess what they are written by WOMEN! And let's face it they are screwed, we have make up, fake nails, control top pants and girdles, hair dye, extensions and padded bras.  they could get you home and the make up comes off and you are hideous, take off your clothes and be like an inflatable raft everything just blows up! They have no idea what to do with us.. Do they open the door or will you get mad, do they try and kiss you or will you get mad.  We women are moody and confusing :)

Bee, LMAO

Hey that's a big plus, actually a couple of big pluses.

Don't dice those onions.