Blonde Jokes - Page 2

before a blonde woman can remember something new , she has to forget something old first

blond jokes are not politically correct, you're not nice, you're being rasist........you have to stop.......

LOL

blonde girl sits in the train , notices a man eating applepits , why  do you eat applepits ,she says
they make you smart , he replys
can I have some , she says

sure , five dollars a piece

she gives him 10 dollars and eats two applepits , and says , isnt  it a bit expensive , ten dollars for two pits

you see , he says , they are starting to work already

Sorry sitamom, I couldn't resist another blonde joke.  I guess blondes are so attractive they can take a few knocks!

A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting!

Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, 'PULL OVER!'

'NO!' the blonde yelled back, 'IT'S A SCARF!'

A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day.

The Russian said, 'We were the first in space!'

The American said, 'We were the first on the moon!'

The Blonde said, 'So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!'  The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads.

'You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!' said the Russian.

To which the Blonde replied, 'We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!'

I like this one.....

A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.

'Impossible!' says the doctor.. 'Show me.'

The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.

The doctor said, 'You're not really a redhead, are you?

'Well, no' she said, 'I'm actually a blonde.'

'I thought so,' the doctor said, 'Your finger is broken.'

so funny, lol

LOL!!