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by beetree on 17 September 2013 - 13:09
LMAO... you don't want to know....sometimes one didn't have to go to the beach to see such things! This was even before Richard Simmons came out of the closet. Or even cells phones with camera's! LOL Back then the sunbathers would dig body sized pits to lie in, to discourage gawkers.... and to give themselves time to quickly dress if the ticket writing cop on the ATV happened to be driving by.
But the parade along the seashore.... OMG...
But the parade along the seashore.... OMG...
by Abhay on 17 September 2013 - 13:09
already TMI
by beetree on 17 September 2013 - 13:09
See, it does matter! LOL We, meaning my at the time live-in BF and my GF, just had to go once. We all had summer work on Cape Cod when college was out. We found a pit, and since I was with my BF, I took my bikini top off. And my girlfriend who was taller, blonder, and equally endowed decided she wanted to get rid of her tan lines, too. Guess who didn't take anything off? And I saw that smirk on his face. You would have said you didn't care, too, but NOOOOO, you'd be taking in the sights and filing them away in your head. Don't deny it!
Moons would, too.
Moons would, too.
by Abhay on 17 September 2013 - 13:09
There would never have been a smirk. I would have openly admitted, that I care A LOT! I would have immediately taken off everything, and flew in the Pit!!!! I'm imagining it in my head as I type!
You really needed a new BF. That guy was a real Downer.
You really needed a new BF. That guy was a real Downer.
by Abhay on 17 September 2013 - 14:09
The more I read your post, I have to wonder if your bf wasn't Gay? Why would any man act like that, with such a Golden opportunity thrown in his face? You did mention it was a Gay Beach right?
by Two Moons on 17 September 2013 - 14:09
Well, that wasn't my experience at all.
And as I said, the Germans have a different attitude than Americans do about it, hell not even just the Germans.
It's Americans who have the problem,
Dig a pit...lol
And tickets?
See how twisted we are, uptight.
And as I said, the Germans have a different attitude than Americans do about it, hell not even just the Germans.
It's Americans who have the problem,
Dig a pit...lol
And tickets?
See how twisted we are, uptight.
by Abhay on 17 September 2013 - 14:09
Nothing uptight here! Beetree, why don't you get a gf, and I'll come out and we can reenact that scene next week? The story will have a much "Happier Ending"!
by Two Moons on 17 September 2013 - 14:09
Nuttin wrong with Happy Endings for sure !!
by Abhay on 17 September 2013 - 14:09
Two Moons, Please place that on the "quotes" thread. If that's not a Quote of Massive importance, I don't know what is. You Sir, are a Genius!
by Two Moons on 17 September 2013 - 14:09
I just like Happy Endings ....lol
The older you get the happier they become.
The older you get the happier they become.
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