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by Ibrahim on 18 February 2013 - 22:02
Girl: Do you have a house.. ?
Boy: No..
Girl: Do you have a BMW car.. ?
Boy: No..
Girl: How much is your salary.. ?
Boy: No salary.. but,..
Girl: No but. You have nothing.. How can i marry you.?? Leave please.!!
Boy: (talk to himself) I have one villa, 3 property lands, 3 Ferrari, 2 Porsche.. Why I still need to buy BMW.?! How can I get the salary when actually I'm the BOSS..
by Ibrahim on 18 February 2013 - 22:02
Policeman: What u did? Lady:plz let me go.I'm a
school teacher.I am getting
late for my class.
Policeman: Aahaa, So you are a teacher. I have waited
...for this moment all my life.
Now write "I WILL NEVER
JUMP A SIGNAL", 1000
TIMES. :)
by Ibrahim on 18 February 2013 - 22:02
Let’s put, “you are not getting older you are getting better”.
The salesman asks, “How do you want me to put it?”
The man says, Well put “You are not getting older”, at the top and “ You are getting better” at the bottom.
The real fun didn’t start until the cake was opened the entire party watched the message decorated on the cake:
“You are not getting older at the top, you are getting better at the bottom”.
by Ibrahim on 18 February 2013 - 22:02
The barman says, “Wow! you must have had very bad day.”
“Yes, I’ve just found out my older brother is gay.”
The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks.
When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, “I’ve just found out that my younger brother is gay too!”
On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas.
The bartender said, “What the hell? Doesn’t anybody in your family like women?”
“Yes, my wife…”
by beetree on 18 February 2013 - 22:02
THE HUSBAND LINEUP
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. The Lord comes and says "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St Peter."
Said and done, the next time The Lord looked the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were dominated by their women was 100 miles long, and in the line of men that dominated their women, there was only one man.
The Lord got mad and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?" And the man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here"
Q: Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
A: So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.
If a man says something in the woods and no woman hears him, is he still wrong?
by Ibrahim on 18 February 2013 - 23:02
by Ibrahim on 18 February 2013 - 23:02
by beetree on 18 February 2013 - 23:02
by Ibrahim on 18 February 2013 - 23:02
by Ibrahim on 18 February 2013 - 23:02
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