Makes you think - Page 1

Makes You Think.... If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will have $49.00 today!  If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today.  If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today.  But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have received a $214.00.  Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle.  It is called the 401-Keg.  A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon!  Makes you damned proud to be an American!!!  

LMBO! Thanks for the laugh, Jennifer

LMAO, and my wife says my beer drinking is a waste of time.....

Jim

LOL!