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LadyFrost

by LadyFrost on 06 September 2012 - 19:09

...this may be a little weird…2 years ago I packed a lot of my house hold stuff when we put the house on the market, a lot of things went to storage including 1 box of my clothes…my “keep” clothes. The box got included by accident and once in a while I would say, I could have sworn I had this or that…so anyways, we are packing again and as I was organizing stuff that was in storage I saw my box…
Box contained few of my favorite things including my absolutely favorite soft cargo pants, I picked them up in LA 6 years ago and wore them enough that there is a somewhat of a fringe at the bottom by the heal area….so I had them washed, dried…and wore them last week and they squeaked at my every move….i re washed them in hot water added fabric softener and wore them today….they still squeak!!!! The material is soft to the touch, yet it does it when it rubs against itself, even when I sit I can hear it in my knee area, it remind me of the synthetic cotton balls that squeak when you squeeze them… I checked tag..100% cotton…they did not do that before…what could have happened to them? I hate to throw them away, they look really good but…I can’t wear squeaky pants! any tricks up anyones sleeves to make it stop?

Keith Grossman

by Keith Grossman on 06 September 2012 - 22:09

Maybe it isn't the pants?  Just sayin'... 

by Blitzen on 06 September 2012 - 23:09

Shame on you, Keith. Maybe some WD-40 sprayed on the inner thigh area?

Betta Wolf

by Betta Wolf on 07 September 2012 - 01:09

LOL I Agree!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LadyFrost

by LadyFrost on 07 September 2012 - 12:09

I knew I would get the greatest minds to respond..LOL.
betta welcome back, how was your "vacation"?...LOL

fawndallas

by fawndallas on 07 September 2012 - 13:09

Lol... There are so many bad ways this thread can go.

I recommend talking to your nearest dry cleaners.  It very well could be the fabric softener that made the issue worse.  My grandmother always said that vinger works for everything.  Try that and Dawn.  Dawn is a degreaser and may strip out whatever chemical is causing the issue.

by beetree on 07 September 2012 - 13:09

LF,  plug in your earbuds and fuggeddabowdit.  LOL...  I don't know, did you try the dryer sheet trick? Maybe you've developed super hearing from eating radioactive fish or something?

Anyway, you will appreciate this:

My car has started to make a certain uncomplimentary noise. When I am driving and have a passenger next to me, and no music is playing we both can hear it.  It is a distinct "fart" noise. A subtle but definite sound that gives the impression it just kind of had to sneak out.  Now, you may recall I can have difficulties knowing where sounds come from, and I'm sure you can imagine the false accusations that are leveled at unsuspecting riders.Red Smile 

Not to mention what the passenger might be thinking!Omg Smile

LOL

LadyFrost

by LadyFrost on 07 September 2012 - 16:09

Bee...LOL...I can just imagine your passenger slowly and discreetly rolling down the window...to air out..LOL

Dallas, someone else suggested letting it sit in a vinegar/water mixture...i'll try and see what happens. :)

by Blitzen on 07 September 2012 - 20:09

Eating radioactive fish can definitely cause normal sound waves to be converted into supersonic sound waves that will  exagerate the level of  squeaking  you are hearing from your pants. If you have mercury bearing fillings in your teeth, you should have them replaced with chicken fat.The mercury acts as a receptor for messages from outer space that will take over  your mind and make  you drink fluoride laced kool aid. The chicken fat repels those waves and neutralizes the fluoride so you can now buy a horse with no worries about its dying  young. 

I hope this helps solve the mystery lurking in  your pants.  

by beetree on 07 September 2012 - 21:09

<<<SNORT>>> Hee Haw>>>  I'll have a glass of whatever you're having!  TGIF  Martini





 


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