Dinner With the Girls - Page 1

DINNER WITH THE GIRLS THROUGH THE AGES 
 
A group of 15-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner.  Finally, they agreed to meet at the Dairy Queen next to the Ocean View restaurant because they had only $6 among them and Jimmy Johnson, the cute boy in Social Studies, lived on that street.
 
Ten years later, the group of 25-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner.  Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the beer was cheap, the restaurant offered free snacks, the band was good, there was no cover and there were lots of cute guys.
 
Ten years later, the group of 35-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner.  Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the cosmos were good, it was right near the gym and, if they went late enough, there wouldn’t be too many whiny little kids.
 
Ten years later, the group of 45-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner.  Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the martinis were big and the waiters had tight pants and nice buns.
 
Ten years later, the group of 55-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner.  Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the prices were reasonable, the wine list was good, the restaurant had windows that opened (in case of a hot flash), and fish is good for cholesterol.
 
Ten years later, the group of 65-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner.  Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the lighting was good and the restaurant had an early bird special.
 
Ten years later, the group of 75-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner.  Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the food was not too spicy and the restaurant was handicapped-accessible.
 
Ten years later, the group of 85-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner.  Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View restaurant because they had never been there before.
 
 

LOLOL that was funny! I don't want to tell you which years I'm stuck in!     But I'm sure the smarty pants ones can guess.

LMAO

My wife is babysitting, I'm gonna call her and read that to her.

Thanks for the laugh.

I don't get it. And restaurants rarely stay open for 70 years.

lol,, ;)

Hell with dinner, let's talk nails.

I am currently in LOVE with gold sparkly nails in a clear base. Since I don't have long nails and play in the dirt, I still want them to be... subtle  and ahem... well fun! I did the corals on the toes, LOL HOT Corals! But my skin tone goes golden tan in summer... never nutmeg, lol!