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by beetree on 22 August 2010 - 16:08

Found this in my email, thought I'd share.....

Stutter

A teacher is talking to her 4th grade students.
"Human beings are the only animals that stutter," she says.

A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered."
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become,
asked the girl to describe the incident.

"Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the
Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew
it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!"

"That must've been scary," said the teacher.

"It sure was," said the little girl, "My kitty raised her back, went
Sssss, Sssss, Sssss," and before she could say "Shit!", the Rottweiler
ate her!

The teacher had to leave the room.

by GSDguy08 on 22 August 2010 - 16:08

LOL, oh my

by delsasmum on 22 August 2010 - 16:08

love it !!!!!!
Thanks for that, LOL.

by raymond on 22 August 2010 - 17:08

so does this mean you find it amusing for 4th grade children to use such language! Or do you mean it is ok to post such prattle on a dog board? Hmm Strange you find other words offensive but talk like that from fourth graders a joking mattter! Are we supposed to find it amusing or find it repulsive that it is a joking matter?

by Ninja181 on 22 August 2010 - 17:08

Raymond, did you go to the trials?

Did you compete?

How did you like it?

by beetree on 22 August 2010 - 17:08

it is a joke, you are supposed to laugh or find a funnier one and post it, so we know what you find funny.
Hope Halo did well at the trials, you seem a bit agitated, though...

by Ninja181 on 22 August 2010 - 17:08

,,,

by raymond on 22 August 2010 - 17:08

we did not compete! Trial was very informative! Bh,s 1,2,3,s I learned that the handler leaves so many points on the field it is hurtfull to the dog! Routine is critical ,proper proceedure is critical! Most were working line! two boxers and two dobies! rest working lines! usa event 1 God I love it so! going to a trial is better than smokin crack! Makes you want to dedicate more time to trainng and learning! Two weeks is the regional in wisconsin! Gota go!

by beetree on 22 August 2010 - 17:08

Ninja,
Can I just say Eeeewwwww! That is very, very disturbing!

Raymond,
So glad you found a reason to kick your habit, your excitement about the trial is contagious.

by poseidon on 22 August 2010 - 17:08

The Lone Ranger

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?"

The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars." "What that tell you?" asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Timewise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

What's it tell you, Tonto?" "It tells me you dumber than buffalo shit.... someone stole the tent!!" --------

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