Finally... the perfect rebuttal

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by SchHBabe on 27 July 2007 - 15:07

Folks,

I had a moment of epiphany last night... at last I think I've found the perfect rebuttal for these on-line "discussions".

I use that term loosely because sometimes the chatter on this board is informative, with people acting rational and posting constructive criticism and thoughtful debate. However, some posters are just flamers stirring up trouble and hurling insults.

I confess that I have a very difficult time "just walking away" from a thread when some wahoo fires a shot across the bow. Guilty as charged... I like to get in the last word, to set the record straight, but that can easily degenerate into an endless flame war with nothing being accomplished in the end.

So, last night as I was out in the yard taking pictures of our new house, it came to me... the perfect rebuttal... the perfect way to bow out of a flame war that says, "I'm done with you, buddy." There are two categories of flamers who deserve ... the perfect rebuttal...

A) Unimaginative flamers who lack the creativity to conduct a proper discussion and have nothing to offer but cheap insults... "Moron, lesbian, dumb blond, b****" etc.

B) Mean flamers who may have a ton of knowledge in dog training but the tact of a toadstool.

And here it is... the perfect rebuttal...

Yes, that is my dog symbollically taking a leak on the flamer's head.

Life is short, people. Laugh every chance you can. I hope this facetious post brought a smile to your face.

And woe to the flamer who receives my stamp of rejection. Well, as if THAT really means anything to someone who is already convinced that I'm a "dumb blond lesbian". Maybe not. Ha!

Yvette

by GoldenElk on 27 July 2007 - 15:07

Personally, I just like to give them a virtual (((hug))) and blow air kisses at the computer screen

by Don Corleone on 27 July 2007 - 15:07

I don't know what you are so pissed about. I like dumb, blond lesbians! Hell, I'll even take em' with red and brown hair.

by Sunsilver on 27 July 2007 - 15:07

Ohhh, we need to turn that into a smiley!! LOVE IT!

The first time I took Ranger to a dog park where there were no trees, he peed on several people's legs. I wish now I'd gotten a picture of him doing it1