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by NikkiF on 16 January 2007 - 18:01
Why own a show dog
Theres a danger you know
You cant just own one
For the craving will grow
Theres no doubt their addictive
Wherein lies the danger
While living with lots
Youll grow poorer and stranger
One dog is no trouble
Two are so funny
The third one is easy
The fourths a real honey
The fifth is delightful
The six ones a breeze
You find you can live
With a house full with ease
So how bout another
Would you really dare
They're really quite easy
But oh lord the hair
With dogs on the sofa
And dogs on the bed
And crates in the kitchen
Its no bother you said
They're really no trouble
They're manners are great
Whats just one more dog
And one more little crate
The sofa is hairy
The windows are crusty
The floor is all footprints
The furnitures dusty
The housekeeping suffers
But what do you care
Who minds a few nose prints
And a little more hair
So lets keep a puppy
You can always find room
And a little more time for the cloth and the broom
Theres hardly a limit
To the dogs you can add
The thought of a cutback
Sure makes you feel sad
Each one is so special
So useful and funny
The food bill grows larger
You owe the vet money
Your folks never visit
Few friends come and stay
Except other dog folks
Who live the same way
Your lawn has now died
Your shrubs are dead too
Your weekends are busy
Your off with your crew
Theres dog food and vitamins
Training and shots
And entries and travel
And motels cost lots
Is it worth it you wonder
Are you caught in a trap
Then that favourite comes up
And lies in your lap
His look says your special
And you know that you will
Keep all of the gang
In spite of the bill
Some just for showing and some just to breed
And some just for loving
They all fill a need
Winters a hassle
But dogs love it true
And they must have their walks
Though your numb and your blue
Late evening is awful
You scream and you shout
At dogs on the sofa
That refuse to go out
The dogs and the dogshows
The travel the thrills
The work and the worry
The pleasure the bills
The whole thing seems worth it
The dogs are your life
They're charming and funny
And offset the strife
Your lifestyle has changed
Things just wont be the same
Yes those dogs are addictive
And sos the dog game
by Ranchinglady on 16 January 2007 - 18:01
Very, very true!!! Thank you for the good chuckle this morning!!!
by Ranchinglady on 16 January 2007 - 18:01
Very, very true!!! Thank you for the good chuckle this morning!!!
by NikkiF on 16 January 2007 - 18:01
A friend sent it to me today and I just thought that it doesn't matter where in the world you are it is true of all of us in the dog world! Have a good day from the UK.
by Makosh on 16 January 2007 - 18:01
That is too funny. And so true! Just yesterday I was trying to talk my husband into adding one more puppy to the gang! : )
by Mosemancr on 16 January 2007 - 21:01
haha, thats the truth.
by Babe on 16 January 2007 - 22:01
Just love it. Who ever wrote this could not have written it any better. I do believe we see ourselves here. Thanks for sharing NikkiF
by 4pack on 16 January 2007 - 23:01
Very cute!
by Sheesh on 16 January 2007 - 23:01
I love it! Thanks for the smile..
Theresa
by Avorow on 17 January 2007 - 00:01
The person who wrote that must live at our house! I am glad to know that we are not the only ones!
Lorri
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