Marriage or .... - Page 1

If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never say it's not quite as good as his mother's
then get a dog. If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long and wherever you want  ....
then get a dog. If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies
..then get a dog. If you want someone who is content to get on your bed just to warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores
..then get a dog ! If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you unconditionally, perpetually ..
..then get a dog. BUT, on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness ...
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..then get a cat! You thought I was gonna say.... marry a man, didn't you? Send this to all the women you know to brighten their day..... Send this to all the men just to annoy them!
 

You...
....have a GREAT Day!!!

And don't be late!!!


Posted by Shtal.

Or find the most special woman in the world and marry her and never let go. And don't tell me I don't know what I am talking about, I have been married longer than a lot of people have been alive and divorce is a word I will never know personally. When you are married over twice as long as you have been alive in this day and age it is something to be proud of and I don't need 10 cute pictures to say it.

GSD,

This is just one of my email(s) that I recieved, whether you or I agree or disagree has no relation.

I had this email, so I shared here.


Shtal.

Don't care. I don't read emails like this and anyone who sends me one is soon blocked or told to never send them again.

Please don't let your fragile ego become bruised by my comments as nothing was directed at YOU.

No worries,



Shtal :-)

Cute Shtal!  As an animal lover, I appreciated it.  Thanks!

And I've been married over half my life time to the same husband.

 "When you are married over twice as long as you have been alive in this day and age it is something to be proud of" 

 
How long have you been dead? ha ha

The minute she married, Daryl.

Oh the mighty power of a comma!

I prefer:

Question: How long have you been dead?

Answer: The minute she married Daryl.

Ha! Ha!

""Or find the most special woman in the world and marry her and never let go. And don't tell me I don't know what I am talking about, I have been married longer than a lot of people have been alive and divorce is a word I will never know personally. When you are married over twice as long as you have been alive in this day and age it is something to be proud of and I don't need 10 cute pictures to say it"".



Hmmmmmm, could we hear her side of this story. Just sayin LOL