OT-Perception is Reality - Page 1

A guy traveling through Mexico on vacation lost his wallet and all of his identification.

Cutting his trip short, he attempted to make his way home but was stopped by the U.S.

Customs Agent at the border.

"May I see your identification, please?" asked the agent.

"I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet," replied the guy.

"Sure buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no entry," said the agent.

"But I can prove I'm an American!" he exclaimed. "I have a picture of Ronald Reagan tattooed on one side of my butt and George Bush on the other."

"This I gotta see," replied the agent.

With that, the guy dropped his pants and showed the agent his behind.

"By golly, you're right!" exclaimed the agent. "Have a safe trip back to Chicago ."

"Thanks!" he said. "But how did you know I was from Chicago?"

The agent replied, "I recognized Obama in the middle."

your momma would be so proud of you!

ron

Wonderfill joke but get ready for being called everything from a racist to left and right wing nut! 

raymond a joke is way different than actually using racist words. if it quacks like a duck, walks like a duck chances are it is a duck. have a good day raymond.

GTR

And who would possibly believe a retard? OOPs I mean some one who is mentally challanged! Now is that anti disabled or I am sure their is some label to stick on that comment!  Who me a racist? NAAAAAA Not a chance of that ! Everybodies blood is red!