Shelley Strohl, here's a guy looking for a trainer............ - Page 3

Girls Girls, try to keep your hormones under CONTROL! 

The DesertMan Male Standard: 

Physical attributes;

-between 6"and 6'4"  -  YES I DO !

-attractive head with well defined stop - YES (big nose but comes in handy!)

-tight and smooth jowls, without droop  Yes-  This one scared me thought it said no Drool!

-ears not overly large Nope!  whats a overly?

-kind and expressive eyes  Is that the same as horny eyes?

-firm and well compacted body, athletic and agile, without excess bulk -  Kinda!

Excellence in the performance phase: 

-hardness, courage and drive.  (and pass all drug enhancement tests)  Ain't Screeed!

-sensitivity and guideability in the obedience phase, including a distinct obedience to refrain from tracking other and various female prospects  Woof Woof !

-enhanced ability to find food in the tracking phase and, in the extension of that ability/phase, the propensity for sniffing out sources of money and indicating such to master/partner  Just found a doughnut under the couch!

Temperament: 

-cool with strangers, but affectionate and willing with close partner    snicker!

-lack of fear and a willingness to engage all who would threaten master/mistress, partner.  Hell yes!  lol

Work!  Who said anything about work!

Nice.

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Ah, you slink away, Coyote.

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You've gone down a different road.  I'm not following you there.

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