The PDB's own story - Page 6

if only getting rid of my ex was this easy.

Well, chalk it up to another interesting afternoon. 
Off she went again when she saw something ahead of her on the road.  As she got closer she realized it was a ...

..but too bad my ex doesn't think I'm hot anymore!  So, she continued down the mountain's slippery slope in her pink VW beetle.  Gazing up at the blue sky (her car is a convertable), she noticed...

Blue lights heading in her direction. She turned around and headed home to take his car...

...a message being written in the sky by five jets. She squinted her eyes, following the series of dots and dashes but she couldn't quite make out the the words. She eventually saw the word , "HOT" form, and knowing that she is all that, became convinced someone was trying to tell her something. Something that ....

... something that delt with mass-density ratio in physical appearence, she decided to go back and unfizzle the policeman an preceded to curse him instead with walking in semicircles in that same spot down the mountain forever. Then she continued to decipher the remaining strange dialect of dots and dashes in the sky coming up with the unidentified ancestral spirit jets saying ...

Trick or Treat

You are the cause of Global Warming... 

WTF?!

That is ridiculous, she knew she was hot but there was no way they were going to pin that on her!
Off to the hair dressers she went, where they chopped off all of her hair than over to Crispy Cremes where she wolfed down a dozen donuts.  Letting out a belch she finally headed home full and exhausted only to find...

to find ....that by this time she was running late to her apt. with her divorce attorney....and she remembered how HOT he was, and for a second thought..wow we would make really cute babies....

but than she remembered the way he was checking her out during their first meeting...his hungry eyes reminded her of the way Luke looks at her when she has his dinner in her hands...and she realized...he may be hot but he is nothing but your typical skirt chasing dog with a wife and 2 kids!!!!



 

 only to find... how self centered and confused she became from the HOT word formed by the dots and dashes in the sky. Completely missing the 45 minute hussle to buy new panties, Cassie must go to the secret panties store tomorrow. 

The End??!! ooooh no.

Sure, he was a scoundrel, a real dog, but there are other good ones out there, surely!  That shrink visit may be in order.  Just then her phone rang...