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by Ninja181 on 22 March 2012 - 01:03
by gouda on 22 March 2012 - 02:03
The topic of this thread is FUNNY MORAL STORY. I agreed and it made me smile [IT PUT A SMILE ON MY FACE}.
You then turned the moral story thread into an immoral story. So according to you I should smile at the moral ones,but say nothing about immoral things.
I believe a woman is made in the image of the allmighty God,and deserves the respect she really deservers. Bu I will do as you requested,and stay of this post.
gouda
by beetree on 22 March 2012 - 07:03
by beetree on 22 March 2012 - 12:03
SERIOUS MORAL STORY #1
Once upon a time all feelings and emotions went to a coastal island for a vacation. According to their nature, each was having a good time. Suddenly, a warning of an impending storm was announced and everyone was advised to evacuate the island.
The announcement caused sudden panic. All rushed to their boats. Even damaged boats were quickly repaired and commissioned for duty.
Yet, Love did not wish to flee quickly. There was so much to do. But as the clouds darkened, Love realised it was time to leave. Alas, there were no boats to spare. Love looked around with hope.
Just then Prosperity passed by in a luxurious boat. Love shouted, “Prosperity, could you please take me in your boat?”
“No,” replied Prosperity, “my boat is full of precious possessions, gold and silver. There is no place for you.”
A little later Vanity came by in a beautiful boat. Again Love shouted, “Could you help me, Vanity? I am stranded and need a lift. Please take me with you.”
Vanity responded haughtily, “No, I cannot take you with me. My boat will get soiled with your muddy feet.”
Sorrow passed by after some time. Again, Love asked for help. But it was to no avail. “No, I cannot take you with me. I am so sad. I want to be by myself.”
When Happiness passed by a few minutes later, Love again called for help. But Happiness was so happy that it did not look around, hardly concerned about anyone.
Love was growing restless and dejected. Just then somebody called out, “Come Love, I will take you with me.” Love did not know who was being so magnanimous, but jumped on to the boat, greatly relieved that she would reach a safe place.
On getting off the boat, Love met Knowledge. Puzzled, Love inquired, “Knowledge, do you know who so generously gave me a lift just when no one else wished to help?”
Knowledge smiled, “Oh, that was Time.”
“And why would Time stop to pick me and take me to safety?” Love wondered.
Knowledge smiled with deep wisdom and replied, “Because only Time knows your true greatness and what you are capable of. Only Love can bring peace and great happiness in this world.”
The important message is that when we are prosperous, we overlook love. When we feel important, we forget love. Even in happiness and sorrow we forget love. Only with time do we realize the importance of love.
by beetree on 22 March 2012 - 12:03
SERIOUS MORAL STORY #2
One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out a way to get him out. Finally he decided it was probably impossible and the animal was old and the well was dry anyway, so it just wasn't worth it to try and retrieve the donkey. So the farmer asked his neighbours to come over and help him cover up the well. They all grabbed shovels and began to shovel dirt into the well.
At first, when the donkey realized what was happening he cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement, he quieted down and let out some happy brays. A few shovel loads later, the farmer looked down the well to see what was happening and was astonished at what he saw. With every shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was shaking it off and taking a step up.
As the farmer's neighbours continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he continued to shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, to everyone's amazement, the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and trotted off.
The moral is what happens to you isn't nearly as important as how you react to it.
by beetree on 22 March 2012 - 13:03
My Name's Joe
There once was a farmer whose wife had died and left him with
three beautiful teenage daughters. Every weekend, when they went
out on dates, the farmer would stand at the door with his shotgun,
making it clear to their dates he wanted no trouble from them.
Another Saturday night came around. About 7 p.m., there was a
knock on the door. He answered and the young man said,
"Hi, my name's Joe. I'm here for Flo. I'm taking her to the show.
Is she ready to go?" The farmer thought he was a clever boy and
wished them a good time.
A few minutes later, another knock was heard. A second boy
appeared and said,
"Hi, I'm Eddie. I'm here for Betty. I'm taking her for spaghetti.
I hope she's ready." He thought that he must know Joe, but bade
them off as well with his best wishes.
A few minutes after that, a third knock was heard.
"Hi, I'm Chuck..." The farmer shot him.
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by LadyFrost on 22 March 2012 - 13:03
by Ninja181 on 22 March 2012 - 17:03
By the way my name is Sam, and I'm not here for the lamb.
by Ibrahim on 22 March 2012 - 18:03
Ah and mind you I am referring to the lamb, I don't need to swear that I only see a lamb there, nothing else.
Ibrahim
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