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I'm not Christian and I don't want Christianity shoved down my throat. I'm Catholic, I can be as bad as I want to be and ask for forgiveness on Sunday. Politics and Religion are not what I come here to read.

Hummm, I thought Catholic is the only true Christian as stated by the Pope last week world wide.  Interesting.

I know it's really stupid of me but it never occurred to me that anyone other than adults read this forum. I feel pretty bad and will definately make an effort to post with that in mind.

Oy! I never said anything about 'shoving Christianity down [your] throat!' There is a prayer request forum on the board, but it's totally separate from the dog discussion forums. I'm just sayin' that IMO, the fact the board is run by a Christian lady makes it a MUCH nicer place to post!  Not that anyone would want to nominate Tina for sainthood anytime soon, especially when she gets ranting about those NASTY 'slivers' who are ruining her breed

4pack, Catholics aren't Christian?? You're kiddin' me! Last time someone asked a Catholic I knew 'So, when did you become a Christian', they were mortally offended!

Guess times have changed...

Look, if I want to read religious topics, I will go to a religion-oriented forum.  Besides, all of you are going to Hell anyway, because you obviously don't believe as I do, anyway!  

Those of us who are truly the anointed don't  want or need to read the rantings of the rest of you.  Those of us we who know that the rest of you are going to Hell and Shiloh because your religion is wrong, OR  you are worshiping  the wrong god, OR  worshiping the correct god incorrectly, OR  baptizing inappropriately, OR recognizing the wrong successor, OR,  using the wrong language for your services, OR face the wrong side of the street, OR like Milky Way instead of Snickers.....  Anyway, we are  very annoyed that you keep insisting on exhibiting your ignorance !! 

hahahaha well said, Mystere - You deserve a standing ovation!!!!

Nia, 

A man was standing on a bridge, trying to get up the nerve to committ suicide.

A passing motorist stopped his car, and called to him, "Don't do it brother, God loves you!!"

"I'm a Christian, too," the man yelled back. "but my life is in such a mess, it seems like He doesn't care!"

"What denomination are you, Brother?" the first man asked, slowly edging closer. "i'm an Evangel!" (made that up so as to not offend anyone's denomination!)

"Hey, me too!" replied the man. "Are you a Reformed Evangel?"

"Yup, indeed I am! Are you New Reformed, or Original Reformed?"

"Original," replied the man.

"1954 Prayer Book, or Millenium Prayer Book?" 

"Millenium," responded the guy on the bridge.

The passerby was now close enough to touch the man. He gave him a good hard push. "DIE YOU HEATHEN-SUCKING SCUM!!"

How would it make you feel if we said we were "offended" that there was a post geared towards religious beliefs?  On another thread it was mentioned that the poster and a few others were "offended" by some humorous pictures on another thread and a boy in a t-shirt with an explicit on it....what about someone hypothetically speaking that is reading on here who may be jewish, mormon, jahova witness or even athiast???  Should they be "offended" by THIS thread?  Hey I got nothing against christians, or anyone who believes and worships whatever it is they do ON THEIR OWN TIME.  I prefer not to discuss or spend my free time being preached at; if I want to hear a surmon I will take my happy butt to church.  And if the christian GSD board is more suitable for what you are more comfortable with them by all means go there- but to ask the rest of us here to change who we are is also wrong and hypocrytical; especially over a silly picture or cuss word.  PLEASE!

Agar if you were a man I would marry you!