Brains differ in Liberals and Conservatives - Page 2

sitasmom, i loved your post!!!!
pjp

sueincc - what does it matter to you, why do you even care to comment?

let us have our fun..........

Last time I checked I am as entitled to post my opinion as you are, Sitasmom.  

i didn't say you weren't entitled, i just don't understand why you would bother.......

That's your problem, not mine.   I believe nothing positive can come from these obviously ridiculous lists.  It's childish, stupid and polarizing to denigrate and generalize based on people's  political opinions, which is why I haven't responded  with any one of the 1,000s of equally stupid lists that place conservatives in a piss poor light, and why I have said what I said, in the hopes that most people will quit sinking  to that level. 

It's past time to crawl out of the muck.  I just wish everyone would think twice before sinking to these base levels.

i'd just love to see one of those lists that show conservatives in a bad light - it would be a wonderful laugh......

Sure you would, just like your response to the original post in this thread, everyone knows "total crap!" really means "hahaha". 

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1525266/posts

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The REAL history of Liberals Vs. Conservatives
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Posted on Saturday, November 19, 2005 3:18:29 PM by right right

History began some 12,000 years ago. Humans existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunter/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer & would go to the coast & live on fish & lobster in winter. The 2 most important events in all of history were the invention of beer & the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer. These were the foundation of modern civilization & together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into 2 distinct subgroups: Liberals & Conservatives.

Once beer was discovered it required grain & that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so while our early human ancestors were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That's how villages were formed.

Some men spent their days tracking & killing animals to BBQ at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as "The Conservative movement." Other men who were weaker & less skilled at hunting learned to live off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly B-B-Q's & doing the sewing, fetching & hair dressing. This was the beginning of the Liberal movement. Some of these liberal men sometimes think and act like they are women. The rest became known as 'girleymen.'

Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy & group hugs & the concept of Democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat & beer that conservatives provided. Over the years conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. Liberals are symbolized by the jackass.

Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, & French food are standard liberal foods. Another interesting revolutionary side note: most of their women have higher testosterone levels than their men. Most social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists, dreamers in Hollywood & group therapists are liberals. Liberals invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn't "fair" to make the pitcher also bat.

Conservatives drink domestic beer. They eat red meat & still provide for their women. Conservatives are big-game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks, construction workers, firemen, medical doctors, police officers, corporate executives, soldiers, athletes & generally anyone who works productively outside government.

The above is 100% true! Always believe what you read.

so that's why my husband (who has a productive job outside of the government) refuses to eat bait (sushi).

what a great chuckle for the morning.........