My dog is missing toes - Page 5

gsdlvr2-  That was too cute! 

Don-  I have a male with 3 testicles....if we bred your dog with the 16 toes I think we could solve both our problems and make some cash too.  What do you say?

Don, have a few more "happy pills" and re-count those toes in the morning. LOL

This is the BEST thread EVER.

 This is DONS dog looking for his    "TOES"

Have a friend with a dog that the bitch ate off the front toes on one foot when she birthed the puppy...she didnt mean to do it, but had them outside of a box in the corner, without much room , and when she bit off the umbilical cord, she accidentally snipped off the two toes on one foot....

He named the dog   "Two Toes".

Agar:  I am the proud owner of the single testicled bitch, Don owns the three testicled dog.  I have decided to breed her to her grandfather (on both sides), the VA4 male with the flying wheelbarrow trot, currently owned by Steve, previously owned by Urry.  If this breeding doesn't take, I would very much like to breed her to your 3 testicled male - providing he is (of course), a sneaky fear biter (we all know they are smarter).    What stud fee are you charging for this fine example of a dog?

If it doesnt work can we shot it  in the town square so that the world doesnt have anymore of thos "ingiits " to menace society of good german shepherds....

We can say it killed one of out calves  and get by with it....just let it loose on a dreary day, or a foggy morn  and call Do Right and we can be rid of   actually    two   "SICK PUPPIES"

Good thinking   Sueinc....

Sueincc gets the     BREEDER OF THE MONTH AWARD  

for individual authentisity...of original breeding practice.....Yeah

Hey all I think you'll enjoy this story.  Way back in the dark ages before we had USA and WDA shows in the U.S. I took my bitch up to Canada because one of the clubs was offering a "german style breed show" w/ an SV judge and a written critque/evaluation of each dog ( like a koer report w/o all the officialdom).

In the adult/working male class the judge was going down the line checking teeth and testicles and all of sudden stops, calls the steward over who calls the show chairman over who calls the club president over...........

Turns out he (the dog not the judge)  DID have THREE. Never found out if it was nature or someone who got a bit impatient for nature and decided to help out - who knows may have been an early test of  http://www.neuticles.com/index1.html  (as in what will they do next file)

That must have been a long time ago.......

Sue-  I'll have to think about the stud fee as he is such a hot commodity that I will only breed to a very select market.  You will not ever find another 3 testicle, nerve bag, fear biter like mine anywhere I promise you.  He has even produced a litter of females that all had 36 nipples.  Yes 36 nipples; isn't that stupendous?  I know I can get about $3000 for his stud fee but tell ya what I'm gonna do...because I think you are a swell gal and I like ya a lot I will make you a deal you can't refuse...I'll take $1500 providing that you promise me that if my dog helps produce a male pup with 3 testicles and 2 scrotums I will have him for my breeding program as I can then charge a double stud fee and impregnate 2 bitches at once.

Screw my original deal, our dogs must be bred, I'm willing to meet your terms - providing your dogs scHIII routine was performed to the music of the ABBA.