The Pedigree Database: German Shepherd dog

I just spotted this on Craiglist and I'm half tempted to go pick the little bugger up.

Yorkie/Jack Russel Mix Free To Good Home (Wyoming MI)

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Date: 2008-05-09, 9:49PM EDT


Sweet dog - but very naughty.
Bites, growls, barks, pees and poops in the house, chases the cat.
Resists all attempts at training.
Has an extreme women's underwear fetish.
Other than that, he's a very nice dog!
Comes to Rocky ... sometimes. If he feels like it.
Good fetcher and tug-of-warer(?).
About 14 - 18 months old.
Neutered, shots and such all up to date except needs booster.
Comes with all the usual pet items.
Pix available on request ... trust me, though: he's adorable.
Cute as a button and FREE.
Please take this lovable but bad, bad dog.
One-way trip. We won't take him back.
 

lmfao...at least they're honest! I'd love to get a dog like that and send them a training video 6 months later.

Nasty JRT mix-Free

Hospital bills-$1500

Vet Bills-$800

Training video of JRT mix-PRICELESS

LOL great ad!

At least the next owner wont have any suprises!

I sure hope a patient person with a passion for challenges comes and rescues that little guy.

I liked shots 'up to date but they're not'

Got to love it!!

I emailed the person and asked if they would take a husband in trade that had pretty much the same bad habits as the dog.  He said no but his wife might!   

The dog was adopted 5 minutes after he placed the ad and gone an hour later.  I guess it pays to be honest!