German Shepherd dog

i saw a monkey pee on a girl once.....at the zoo...

Hi, my name is Mike, I'm a....................................................................................................................................Pirate Aye!

May I make an addendum to rule 2? Have the testicular fortitude to use your real name!

I laughed as I read your post, I can think of a few posters who probably had to tab in and out of dictionary.com for the "big words".

By the way, second hand smoke and Barry Manilow isn't that bad, if you ask me.  Your stepdaddy's meth lab and the Ying Yang Twins...now that would be more fitting in many situations around here.

HA! You don't know me well enough then! The claws come out now and again.

 KCzaja............you guys are killing me!!!

Here in Amish country we don't get exposed to much other than "accidental benign" nuclear fallout from Three Mile Island. You wouldn't believe the size of the catfish in the Susquehanna River. Some are big as houseboats, but it's those two-headed calves that creep me out the most.

about your rules,

1- i would not write anything to mike tyson in fear of getting bitten on the ear.  i know people can chew on one another pretty good around here, but i want to keep all the parts i was born with.

2-im a smoker who likes to listen to barry while making love.  you have personally offended me.

3-good, i like it

4-been too long since i took anatomy, and i cant remember which parts of the brain controll what, so i will take your word on it.

5-never heard of the the swedish catapult society.  now if you had mentioned the All Swedish Swimteam, you would have kept my attention.

6-i think you added a couple of extra numbers. you should have made the cut off around 4.

so in keeping with your rules i propose the following,

My dog is better than yours, and i know this for a fact, because Mike Tyson told me so and Barry sang a song about it.  My gray really doesnt matter at this time, because i have consumed too much Grolsch (lets give a shout out to Holland).

I love jokes as much as the next person, as long as they are that. A joke.  Bad part is some people (at least thats what i think they are) can not tell the difference.

john and his pack

Trinity, Alina, Dar, Czoe, Dory

john

gefauhr:     If sentence structure is way to complicated for show line enthusiasts, apparently spelling is way to complicated for working line enthusiasts.

Perhaps a good dose  with the herbal dewormer that is flashing on the banner ad continually is in order???

Debi at the Sherman-Ranch

perhaps we should all have a nice cup of tea................................and relax.........dear me yellowrose you is lookin  verry red!!! are you o.k.?

biscuit anyone?

How about if Oli (or who ever) deletes a thread, have the decency and grace to respect his wishes and let it go.

How about if you are shown for being wrong, you apologize, instead of sticking to your guns, even if you KNOW you were wrong.  A decent human being apologizes when they say something they later find out was not the truth.  We all say things in anger, but later, when you understand that what you said was to hurt, and was not actually the truth, a DECENT human being apologizes.

Do the Right thing.

Oh, by the way.  The answer to my riddle above is "Smelly Fore pack with fleas"

i have put me tail between me legs....lots of times...so i am gudwe cant get it right all the time.

Keep it up, DoRight, eventually even Oli will get disgusted & toss you out.

Good idea!  I would love some cold tea. 

On the other hand a nice cup of warm tea would also be nice.

mmm you guys have me warming up water now. Thinking of making my coffee a tea today. It's kinda chilly this morning. Something warm sounds nice.

The hotter, the better.  I like it hot.  I hate the cold.  As a matter of fact, I am looking for somewhere to move to warmer weather.  I went on a web site that has you put in some info about yourself, likes and dislikes, things that are important and things that are not important, and it tells you the best place for you to live.

It told me Hattiesburg, Mississippi.

I think I will find my own spot.  Looking at California, San Antonio or more likely than not, Brooksville, Florida.

Now, I just have to convince my darling c/w the hotter weather.  She is having those "flashes", ya know.  But they will go away in another TEN YEARS OR SO!

I think you could make a fortune if you could invent some sort of dog ear protection or hat to keep out the foxtails, I'd invest!

Jeff  (op) always writes such good articles, always funny but on point too.  

It happened more than once to my Zorba too.  Once his ear drum was pierced.  He had to be sedated each time too.  If you could figure out some sort of hat or netting that could slip over the ears and keep the fox tails out I would be forever grateful.

I love Cashel's stuff. I hate SWAT. And I'm curious about the tea press. I was told about coffee presses which would be really handy for when on callouts. I HATE instant. Do they work well?

We had a hell of a problem with foxtails when we lived back East. I bet there would be a market for a head net for dogs.

Maybe I'll look into one. The damn perculator thing is worse than no coffee at all. Well, almost.

 foxtails look something like wheat but the seed heads catch on and have a way of creeping deeper and deeper into the ears of dogs, horses etc and can cause pain and infection. A wild weed they are. Not the kind by the water those are different if I'm thinking of the same ones you are. I think the ones by the water are cat tails.

 Foxtails are nasty and "sticky" feeling. They get into everything. Thanks for the picture, no wonder you are on the board of directors on the Shepuahua project. Smart cookie. I can almost feel those darn things while looking at the picture.

French Press - veeeeery cool !!!

lolI like Italian style coffee which tends to be a weeee bit more flavorful than anything you find in the states.  My grandmother (lives in Milano) describes American coffee as brown water O.o

~Cate

it really would be nice if everybody got along.  on the subject of drinks, i like HonestTea with alot of honey, it's good cold or hot. yeah i know this name doesn't fit with this particular messageboard; i still have my gsd spunky too and nobody is answering my post in the poodle section. have a great day everyone.

no pix yet, i need to buy a digital camera, then my friends can help me with that, kind of computer illiterate, and my hunk of junk ran out of memory so i couldn't do it myself even if i knew how. i already added memory once at computer renaissance but they told me i should get a better computer.  lol, now i know why publishers clearinghouse sold me mine for so cheap.

gefauhr:  I understand.  I just got a little uptight because of the attack on showline people,  I have both show and work lines, but I saw the opportunity to make a "funny" upon reading your post.  You have to admit that it was funny, even if at your expense.

Your point, about the substance of your posting is mostly right on.  I would not agree that show people are not as intelligent as working line people though, and that was a point you made in your initial posting

It is like ice cream.  There is chocolate, vanilla, strawberry and many other flavors.  I am not required to like what you like nor am I required to like what Capt, Stephanitz liked.  YOu are not required to like what I like either.  As soon as we ALL recognize that, we will get along better, on here and everywhere else.

I do not care for the biting part of schutzhund.  The rest of schutzhund is fabulous.  Many may like the biting part most of all, with the rest being secondary.  We SHOULD be able to debate these things and other things, without belittling each other.  But it rarely happens.  It is like telling someone that their kid is ugly.  Even if their kid is ugly and they recognize it, there will be a fight or very heated argument.  Just the way things are.  We fight for and protect what is ours.  That includes our view on things.

Have a good day or night, depending on where you are.

I haven't been here for several weeks.  Been busy.  But from the jist of things, apparently there are moderators here now. Just don't know if they are board members or someone hired to do the job.

hmm or even some celestial seasonings tension tamer.... when I get upset about someone here on the board I usually just take a sip and relax.  After all no one on here truly knows anyone else therefor there is no good reason to get upset when a complete stranger decides they don't like you because the little voices in your head called the little voices in their head crazy....

zen green tea..... wonderful brand

I used to drink tetleys, then I found the lose leaf brewed in a press.  There's no going back. 

My point, in case it went over your head "zing", there it goes again.  My point was the point of this thread.  Proposed rule number 2 reads :

2) If you must insult someone please be original. Profanity while never really being appropriate is just too easy.  Now if someone posts that a person has the intellectual capacity of a ground squirrel whose mother had been exposed extensively to both second hand smoke and Barry Manilow music, then you would have my attention.

My point was to insult 4pack in a novel original way, and nothing more.  You can let the hair on the back of your neck relax.

I did use your name on this site, precisely because it is known on this site, and not to denegrate you.  I was trying to be witty and original in my insult towards her.  It was not an insult towards you and I believe that is obvious from the get-go.

 Thai chi is wonderful, with a bit of a spicy kick to it.  Om.... Namaste. 

Oh don't take offense, I was just being original, but then so was Jeffery Dalmer.

Ninja weirdo:

Just a question from one weirdo to another weidero, what is up with the signings of your posts with mass murderers names?  You do it frequently.  Is this some kind of subliminal message or are you a fan of these nuts?  I am sure there is a logical explanation forthcoming.  Can't wait, but I won't hold my breath.

Here are two from this thread linked below, and they have nothing to do with the subject of the thread.  Very curious.

http://www.pedigreedatabase.com/gsd/bulletins_read/170305.html#170378

(1)  "Alright Don you're off the hook with that explanation.

I guess I owe you a few happy pills.

I'll have my Showline bring them over. His grip is not hard enough to break the bottles.

Jeffrey Dalmer"

(2)  DC, you're really labeling the older members of the board here! You know people in their 60s like happy pills too, so we can't be all that bad.

Charles Manson!!!

PS I'll bet most Showlines aren't owned by BLUE HAIRS!

It's 5:04 PM here and I don't have my pajamas on yet!"
 

P.S. Ninja dud:  I enjoyed your use of the big word and your "happy Pills" reference.  Funny stuff.  However, It makes me think of a similar word that may apply to your situation.  Narcotism.  Do you need help?  1-800-narc-anon.  But, don't tell them your name is John Wayne Gacy as they may hang up on you.  Just use a name like Julia Smith or something similar.  Just trying to help with your problems.

Is that a rhetorical question?

I have never threatened any children and you can not prove that I have ever done so.

I have never threatened a woman and you can not prove I have ever done so.  I admit I have threatened a few men in my day and if you were a man, I would threaten you with an ass whoopin.  That would not be against my personal rules, like it or not.

I have taught a few ninja's a thing or two though.

Now, about that mass murderer thing.  Care to give any explanation at all?  Anything?  Even a convoluted one?  Or are you just not going to "go there"?

In your previous postings, you have represented yourself as an elderly lady, as a ninja, as Charles Manson, as Jeffrey Dahmer (correct spelling by the way.  You never DID get that one right, but that is because he is not in the dictionary where you look up your other words every posting), and other assorted "types".

The detective in me detects (that is what detectives do, detect :), that you are a teenage girl with mental problems.  Therefore I will no longer spar with you as I will be accused of picking on young girls and also on the mentally "challenged".  Have a nice life young lady, with your "happy pills" and your paperback books on those wonderful mass murderers you so worship and adore.

You ARE sick young lady.  Seek help.  I can do only so much through the internet.  You need professional help.

Bye