Jenni, It would depend upon who you ask, on whether I'm real old or not. I think, I'm just coming into my prime, but there are many who would not agree with that assessment.
In regards to these Pits with all the vices, I feel Ya. I hate when I have to be up half the night, wondering when my Pit will come home. Looking at the phone, wondering if it will ring, and be from the Police with bad news.
Then at dawn, to have him come home with a mangy looking Afghan Hound bitch, smelling of doggie Sex, stale Southern Comfort, Old Spice, and a cheap knock off version Britney Spear's CURIOUS. It's just too damn much!!
The thing that really shatters my belief system is, are you serious when you say,, Jefferson Davis never did get to be President ??